Tuesday, May 02, 2006

I Who Have Nothing

I who have nothing, I who have no one, adore you and want you. So I'm just a no one, with nothing to give you but I love you. He can take you anyplace he wants, to fancy clubs and restaurants.

But I can only watch you with my nose pressed up against the window pane. I who have nothing. I who have no one. Must watch you, go dancing by wrapped in the arms of somebody else when darling it's I who loves you...

Before you go "awwwwww" I must tell you those are lyrics from a Tom Jones song. My dear friend Sharizal, a blogging veteran, dispensed some sagely advice. If you have nothing (to blog), just copy and paste a jiwang (sentimental) song lah.

Girls will come and read he explained. He even tried posting cute cat pictures but the lyrics strategy worked better it seems. But what happens when you are not jiwang or metrosexual? What happens if all you want is Adsense revenue?

The answer in my next post. Otherwise, I will have nothing again....

9 comments:

Kimberlycun said...

pictures of men angoo-gooing adorable babies work i think

midnite lily said...

i thot if u typed all kinds of sex things ur hits sure go up one.

shit. i dont know why i keep talking abt sex in this damn blog. it's the PINK i tell you!! I swear!! that's why Nuns don't wear PINK!!! X_X

Buaya69 said...

anything pun boleh, just don't use car soon, sure trafik jatuh wan :P

suanie said...

so touched, so sad, let's have sex O mighty jiwangness

Min said...

At first, that post made me want to go "Awww.... Come, let me give you a hug. Awww..."

Sharizal may be on to something. Song lyrics do work!

Sharizal said...

kimberly: i have pics of that on my blog too.

midnight lily: i think they wear pink underwear

buaya69: use car?

suanie: cannot i'm on exclusive rights with a certain half french hottie

min: its true! that's how the half french hottie found me again! =) googling for lyrics heh heh

Sharizal said...
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Sharizal said...

terrence: i also gave a sagely advice that if you want to chat with more girls (esp girl readers) put the yahoo icon on ur sidebar.. ;)

nor'aini said...

why mr tv..why pink???..so not u la..i thot u like green or blue...u know..green for the plants..and blue for the seas